I Tried to Find an Item that Allows Employees Who Cant Play an Instrument to Pretend to be Someone Who Can

As the title suggests, I am a rare music amateur staff member at Sound House, as I do not play an instrument nor have I ever handled any audio equipment. However, Sound House also deals in items that can be used in everyday life, such as outdoor goods and charging cables, so I use the shop on a rather regular basis, surprisingly. Among these, I've recently been thinking about buying some 'music person impersonator goods'. I like listening to music and going to live concerts, so I admire people who can play musical instruments. I want to make myself look like I know a lot about music and musical instruments.
I would like to introduce some items that I found at a Sound House that give the impression that I am a musician.

Firstly, I will introduce 'apparel goods' from various manufacturers. In particular, I have the impression that popular guitar-related manufacturers sell a variety of goods with different designs.

Gibson / GA-BLKTLG

Supro/ Supro Long Sleeve Bolt T S

This is an example of a T-shirt that we sell at Sound House. We can’t have too many T-shirts, and they can be worn on a daily basis. It's a must-have item for summer gigs and events!

Ibanez / IBAP001M

Fender / Spaghetti Logo Hoodie Daphne Blue S

Fender / Fender Yellow Stitch Logo Hoodie Black M

Some manufacturers also offer hoodies. In the cold season, it is very convenient if you have one of these ◎ The design is also simple and cute!

Epiphone / Epiphone Logo Hat w/ Pickholder

We also sell hats. This cap is sewn to keep your pick inside. It's very innovative(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Marshall / Monochrome Socks, Set S

Marshall / Pop Art Socks, Set M

I have the impression that MARSHALL has many cute products.
These socks are cute and have a subtle Marshall logo!

In addition to apparel goods, here are some other unique products.

Fender / Telecaster Guitar Shape Kitchen Cutting Chopping Board

Fender sells a cutting board! Did you know that?
The shape can be chosen from two types, Telecaster and Stratocaster, and the manufacturer's logo is also included. You can, of course, use it as a cutting board, but it's also stylish as an interior decoration ◎

Fender / Professional Hi-Fi Ear Plugs

Ear plugs with a pick-shaped case are also available.
Recently, more and more people have been bringing ear plugs to protect their ears. This item has a cute case and is easy to carry!

Marshall / JCM 800 Jack Rack

It looks like the real thing! This key hanger is shaped like a JCM 800 head with four INPUT jacks.
It comes with a guitar plug shaped keyring to manage your keys at home or in the office.

Marshall / Mode Earphones

Some earphones have a simple design.
They feature a strong attack sound that is said to be inspired by the 'high distortion' sound of Marshall amplifiers.

EVH / Frankenstein Miniature Guitar

A palm-sized miniature guitar!
This ornament is designed with guitar hero Eddie Van Halen's signature model, Frankie.

How did you like it? It's interesting to see how many different manufacturers offer unexpected products besides instruments and equipment (^^). Even though I don't play music, it's quite fun to browse the Sound House website. It is also recommended to look for something unique as a gift! Everyone, please try to find interesting products on the Soundhouse website☆.